She heard the news and she wondered how anyone could run so far away from a good thing, she wanted him to stay   But he was sneaky, he found another girl and now he's gone      She heard it second-hand   He's leaving off the land      Bye-bye, Tinker, goodbye...      She only wanted the truth, and nothing more   But he left her hangin', yeah   He left her hangin', yeah      She's got the words to describe him, in her gossip column and he sure has it coming 'cause he found another girl and now he's gone   But with the news that she's making, she'll find another boy before too long, after he's gone she'll laugh that she had cried a tear at all      She hopes that he will stay on the coast of Monterey      Bye-bye, Tinker, goodbye...(bye-bye)