The time I spend with you is all shits and giggles,   But then you leave and instantly I’m in a pickle.   So keep hanging around or I am bound to always frown,   The lady at the show said I made her miserable.      That’s not a nice thing to say!   She was drunk anyway, but I’m still reeling.   She hurt my feelings.      I’ll make it clear why I value your company & time-   I have a fear of being blown up and you get it off my mind.   So I won’t die. When you’re by my side I hardly cry at all.      Till you don’t return my calls!   Then I really start to bawl!   The wound was healing.   Now you’ve hurt my feelings.      And I don’t want to be some kind of garden gnome,   But if you ignore me I’ll stand outside your home.   If I can see you’re not alone, my happy face will turn to stone,   And I’ll become that garden gnome! NO!      Oh how I miss our time together (Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)   Cancel your plans, stay with me forever (Forever),   Forever!      ‘Cause I catch trains and aeroplanes and think of all the bombs again,   You’re so appealing it hurts my feelings.   It hurts my feelings!    It hurts my feelings!    It hurts my feelings!      It hurts my….feelings.