Even though Jeff was worried   They weren't in a hurry   They planned a lovely honeymoon   Sue had a brand new Chevy   Conservative, in good taste   Only 30 payments due   They had outstanding tickets   They had no car insurance   But they had lots of things to do   They were getting organised   They had their plans all finalised   The date was set for Saturday      Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married   They're going for a blood test      What if I don't pass my blood test?   What about our marriage licence?   What if I can't be deprogrammed?   Don't act like it's your last chance   We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.   It's not like Gordon Avenue      Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married   They're going for a blood test   Jeffrey said "Let's wait"   Sue took her foot off of the brake   He drove into a wall      Don't get excited, now don't shout!   I'll scratch your eyes out   Now we can't have our honeymoon!"   Don't touch she's my fiance!   Say, but I like the way you play   An autograph from Orson Welles      I'm a fan, here's my record   It's one we can't get programmed   We want to give to all of you   They had a little argument   Sue took her foot off of the brake   He drove the car into a wall   They had a little argument   Sue took her foot off of the brake   He drove the car into a wall   They had a disagreement   Sue took her foot off of the brake   He drove the car into a wall