Oh yeah   In the sauna   By the swimming pool   Outside of the school gates   In the playground      David   Was a young boy   Playing outside   Playing with his toys, he was alone   And innocent   Joshy come down and said   "Hey son,   Wanna go for a ride?   For a ride in my car?   I've got sweeties."      Oh, the chorus   Get ready for the chorus      Oh!   Don't touch little kids   Especially when their parents are in   Singing oh!   You'll be someone's bitch   Sharing a cell    With a guy called Big Mitch   Oh!   Don't touch little kids   Especially when their parents are in      Oh!   David's mistake!   David,   What have you done?   Hopw did you become the victim of somebody's bum fun?      Locked doors   Silence within   And then we hear   A muffled scream      Oh!   Don't touch little kids    (My mistake, I didn't know the parents were only gone to the neighbours)   Especially when their parents are in   Singing oh! (oh god!)   Don't touch little kids (Why did I did it?)   Especially when their parents are in (they're in!)      Oh!   Parents caught me touching their child! (oh god)   In jail for five to ten   Oh!   Please get me out!      Why? Why?   I'm in jail but why?   If I have to toss another salad I'll die   I'm sick of cock in my mouth   Now I know what David was screaming about!      Oh!   Don't touch little kids    Especially when their parents are in   Oh!   Don't touch little kids (Just don't do it, oh!)      I made a mistake!   (He made a mistake!)   I'm sorry, but   It was the best sex I ever had!      Touch.