I don't even comb my hair   When I wake up in the morning   I've always been like that   My clothes are on the floor   And I just don't have the time to put them back      Ladida da da   Ladida da da      Is this what you truly want for a girlfriend?   Or am I just someone you find pretty cute for a good time?   Don't go breaking my heart   I think very deeply and I hold very dearly from the start      So why do you still love me   I'm so useless in the kitchen   And my cuisine is lousy   It makes you want to curl   My toes are awfully huge   And I am not just the stuff that makes a girl      Ladida da da   Ladida da da      Is this what you truly want for a girlfriend?   Or am I just someone you find pretty cute for a good time?   Don't go breaking my heart   I think very deeply and I hold very dearly from the start   So why do you still love me?      Pardon me ... I'm quizzical   Pardon me but I'm quizzical   Pardon me ... I'm quizzical      I don't even call you baby   'Cause that's what I call my dog   It would have sounded funny and so strange   Don't expect me to be crawling over you   For maybe I am just a poor unromantic   Why do you still love me?   So why do you still love me?