CORPORATE BASHING      Everyone'sa sucker    For a guy who hates the mainstream    If everybody liked it    Then it couldn't be PC    If the radio will play it    Then the band must be a sellout    I would never like those guys    I heard those guys eat meat    They're just too corporate rock for me    I'll never drink a Pepsi    Or a Coke or Mountain Dew    Those companies use small countries    And exploit the workers too    Everyone will see    They pollute the air we breathe    Corporations suck to me    I hate cops    And I hate jobs    I hate everything    I hate school    I hate you    And I hate me    I don't drink and no sex    It just isn't right    But fighting a crusade is a natural high    I hate CDs but my demos rule    I only like bands    Before they get cool    I guess everyone is different    Let them do what they feel    When two people like the same thing    It's not a big deal    But bashing everything that others do is lame    Trying to be different    Is what makes me the same    Anyone's opinion is their own    And if you don't like it,    Just leave it alone    So be an exception to the rule    Corporations are pretty cool