I've been here   now it must be years   i'm holding in to my ez boy chair   my eyes are hooked to the screen   where the people are real   but the protray the scence      i'm watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   and all i get is static   all i get is static   and all i get is static   when i turn on channel four   on my tv      please move your head   i can't see the show   something's wrong   now i'm picking up snow   the problem lies in this new antenna   if this damn set's broken   go to Al TV Rental      watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   and all i get is static   all i get is static    and all i get is static   when i turn on channel four   on my tv   tv (x3)      oh i'm watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   watching my tv   watching my tv   on the floor   and all i see patterns   all i see is patterns   and all i see is patterns   i can't watch this crap anymore      signing off on my tv