One day   The moon got tired of being   Up in the sky   He wandered   Down through the starlight   And landed on the oceanside      And he smiled while   He jumped in the water   And laughed about   As he danced in the sand   He put on   His swim trunks and snorkel   And guess what   Mr. Moon swam      Did I tell you   That moonbeams are heavy?   And therefore   Mr. Moon sank   He fell down   Through the seawalls of seaweed   And landed   At the bottom of a tank      And he sat there   With the starfish and jellyfish   And laughed about   The sharks and the whales   They drank lots   Of Miller Lights and Heinekens   And laughed about   All of their tales      Oh, Mr. Moon   The stars are shining for you in the night sky   Please come home   Oh, Mr. Moon   The sun is shining for you until it goes away   And then it's dark   And then it's dark   And then it's dark