Saturday, Saturday don't stay home   Robot girls at the Monsterdome   70 feet tall and 20 feet wide   X-rated robot genocide       Death Orgy 9000      Saturday, Saturday feel the pain   Insatiable Amazon robots unchained   Demolition derby one of a kind   Bring welding goggles or just go blind      Death Orgy 9000      You'll be dumbstruck in humbled awe   By android supermodels in the raw   Anatomically correct with perfect skin   They'll soon be piles of useless tin      Death Orgy 9000      They preen and prance in a deadly flirt   Their pumps are caked with blood and dirt   Chromium kneecaps connect with groins   Oil bleeds down their anodized loins      Death Orgy 9000   Big Daddy Don Garlits!   Tractor pull!   Egg toss!      Zealous fans throw burning trash   Rubber parts char into chunks of ash   Slave pots towing ruined limbs   And the children's choir sings pagan hymns       Death Orgy 9000   Death Orgy 9000   It's all paws and claws out there      The crowd goes still as the lights go red   On ruined girls in a carnage bed   All at once with a searing whine   Dismembered parts start to bump and grind      Oh my god, she's going to get her whole wrist in there!   Yeah, it's a trip   Retaliating with a laser cat scratch!      They start to kiss and you heal the squeal   Of chainsaw teeth on lips of steel   Sparks fly off their gridlocked loins   Finest death sex in Des Moines      I don't believe it she twisted her arm in the flag high onto the ropes winding a dynamic cerebral vertex into a vice crusher hold   Ah, gets her gut-punch in, takes a hemorrhaging lipo-separation crashing to the rodeo floor      Hard-body wrecker slut frottage wars   Shrapnel spectacle, simple core   One day only don't miss this event   Consider your thousand bucks well spent      Once, twice, three times around the black pole into a centerfold triple axel roundhouse lunge!    It's all paws and claws out there      Death Orgy 9000   Yeah, Death Orgy 9000   Wow, circling, circling into a death spiral eye gouge!    That squealing sounds good      Death Orgy 9000      Oh, what a claw drive! It's a maximum hiss slug fest out there! The iron-girl match of the century!      Bring the family   First 3000 patrons get a free cap      It's masturbating terribly now, and it looks like the claw's ready to go into climax strangulation mode! The match is all over! And the claw makes all good in only three rounds!      Kids under 12 are free      Cold blooded      Death Orgy 9000    It's no picnic...      (Anybody out there with tickets to Death Orgy 9000? Over…)