I can’t drink without getting a headache   I can’t dream without going to sleep   I can’t smoke without a bunch of coughin’   I can't sow without the reap      I can’t deal without a shuffle   I can’t play without a pick   I can’t write without inspiration   Like a lump of wax without a wick      I can’t drive without loud music   I can’t dance without a beat   I can’t ask why without a forehead wrinkle   I cannot wake up without taking a leak      I can’t be active without my breakfast   I cannot live without guitar   I cannot sleep with my clothes on   Can’t make a living without the bars   Oh those wonderful bars   God bless the bars      But I can love and I can laugh   I can always pass drama   Always fail math   I can go three days without a bath   But I’ll never be whole without my better half   I can go a whole week without a bath   But I can’t be whole without my better half   My better half   (11x)