You asked me if I miss your stimulating conversations   You had a way with words that always left me speechless   Never a dull moment with you   And every day was something new   Now you want to know how I'm getting along   Since you've been gone      Now let me tell you how I really feel about you      I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Yeah, I miss you, yes I do   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   And all the wonderful things you used to do   And I can tell you how happy I am   Now that the past is put to bed   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Like I miss having a hole in my head      M-I-S-S   M-I-S-S      You almost drove me to drink   Contemplating suicide   The sleepless night, the endless fight   I wonder how I ever survived      Never a dull moment with you   Yeah, every day was something new   Now you want to know how I'm getting along   Since you've been gone      Now let me tell you how I really feel about you      I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Yeah, I miss you, yes I do   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   And all the wonderful things you used to do   And I can tell you how happy I am   Now that the past is put to bed   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Like I miss having a hole in my head      You left me full of wonder   How do I keep on pulling out my hair   I feel as though I died of your bullet   You were much too wonderful to care      A moment of silence please   Whatever I felt for you is dead   And if I ever take you back    I might as well put a hole in my head      I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Yeah, I miss you, yes I do   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   And all the wonderful things you used to do   And I can tell you how happy I am   Now that the past is put to bed   Yeah I miss you Mr. Wonderful   Like I miss having a hole in my head      Like a heart attack   Yeah I never want you back   Like a heart attack   Yeah I never want you back   Yeah you're so wonderful, Mr.   I never want you back