I got the munchies, I'm feelin kinda hungry   I'm at the grocery fillin up the Humvee   These cereal boxes is lookin kinda funny   Captain Crunch, Sugar Smacks, and that Trix Bunny   Its like Loadyland, Disney for a stoner   Or Viagra for your needy boner   Aisle after aisle I forgot what I came for   The store is closing but I gotta get me more Munchies for a big night of kickin it   We bought an ounce and we packin it and rippin it   Richter go fire up the flame pit, grab the acoustic, strung naturalmistic   Hot tub yea you know its bubblin, but first I gotta stop my stomach from grumbling   Tasty, all aphrodisiacs   I got the munchies, where's the Snack Pack?         BBQ chips, and plenty of refreshments   Gummy bears, microwavables, mini thinmints   Ice cream, beef jerky, and candy bars   Del taco, get a number 4 with no sauce (extra cheese)   Vanilla shakes, sugar outta a straw (pixie sticks)   Now and Laters, peach Jolly Ranchers, and buttered popcorn (I got the munchies)   Chocolates, fizzie sticks, cookies and otter pops   Reeses Pieces cups, tangy taffy, Cracker Jack box      My stomach's so hungry, I need some mad munchies   How many g’s we’d smoked, nobody ever really believe   Felt like a track meet meet, inhaling smoked heavily, Barely time enough to take an air of breath and breathe   Now in straight cravin a BLT with extra bacon   No onions, I don’t need my breathe to be stankin   Now for deserts, let’s see what we got for some options   Dairy Queen, Marie Calendars, or Baskin Robins   The clerk was cool at the 31 flavors   He let everybody make their own shit and yes he gave us…   …everything for free, 50 free no charge   So we got an 8th of weed and two girlies in his car   Passably stoner, plus my gut was still growlin louder than a pack of coyotes for moon howlin   3 am 7-11 thankin God   Cause stoners heaven 24/7 they never ever close the shop      (Munchies) Kisses and Coco Puffs   Fritos, chili cheese, Crunch N' Munch,   (I got the munchies) drumsticks, chocolate, cookie dough   Cheetos, flaming hot and mangos   (I got the munchies) Smoothies, burritos with extra cheese   Jalapeños, hot sauce, or jolly lemon squeeze   (I got the munchies) nachos, pepperoni pizza   Hot wings, french fries and slurpees   (I got the munchies)      I'm hungry as a motherfucker you know I got the munchies   I keep it gangsta, start dippin Oreo cookies   Soak em till they get soggy, let em fall apart till the bottom of my cup   Turn it up and drink it like coffee   You know I got the munchies when I'm at 7-11 gettin a slurpee and some nachos then bounce out to Del taco   Go get a chicken quesadilla then I bought us some vato   Just ask my girl about my munchies holmes   Where the weed I need a rip   Hurry up, pack it quick, light it up, let it fly   Feel the bud get you high   Take a trip, I'm gon’ dip, into space, off the kind, in my mind, I'mma find another place for my rhyme   I got the motherfuckin munchies   So I think I'll go eat this one girl named Allison      Cherry icees, Whatchamacallits,   Twizzlers, Bubbalicious, nachos and chili dogs   (I got the munchies)   Hostess, fruits pies and cupcakes   Twinkies, Zingers, crumb doughnuts with some Kool-Aid   Rice Krispie treat, Ritz Cheez-Its   Frozen grapes, grilled sandwiches with ranch please   Banana splits, string cheese, double-doubles   Golden grams, cinnamon and sugar covered churros   (I got the munchies)