C G/B Am G/B   I make a really bad umbrella just like I said I would   C G/B Am Em   I'm full of holes and I do not stay put   C G/B Am G/B   So don't think I'm keeping you dry it just is not raining yet   C G/B Am D/F#   When the clouds come to our sky we'll both be soaking wet         C G/B Am G/B C G/B Am Em      I make a really bad clothesline so don't pin your hopes on me   Do not try to tie me tree to tree (etcetera)   I make such a bad clothesline I would not pin nothing on me   ÎCause when you come back for it you might find it's gone in the breeze      G D/F# Em C G D/F# C   And I don't know I don't know I don't know what else you expected me to say   G D/F# Em C G D/F# C   Because I know you know I told you long ago that it would always be this way         I'm not a good lighthouse cause I don't always shine   I make a safe shore so hard to find   I make a really bad anchor just like I told you so   Cause I tend to get dragged and then I tend to let go      Em C G D/F#   And I make a really good lover when there's a clear path to the door   Em C D   Make a really good listener when I can't talk no more   Em C G D/F#   I make a really good friend when there's an end in sight   Em C C   I make a really good wrong to your right         You say I live like I'm on ice skates going down a frozen hill   I say baby it has always been like that maybe it always will   And when I said that to you I did not mean to cause you pain   But you can go ahead and blame me like you blame the weatherman for the rain      And I don't know what else you expected me to say   Because I know you know I told you long ago that it would always be this way      I make a really bad umbrella just like I said I would   I'm full of holes and I do not stay put   So don't think I'm keeping you dry it just is not raining yet   When the clouds come to our sky we'll both be soaking wet