Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone   Could anybody please take me out just for once just for tonight   I'll be him for you if you're her for me   Close your eye pretend and dream   I'll be him for you if you're her for me   Let's pretend we're all dreaming      Aaaaaaaahhh      Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone   Could anybody take me out just for once just for tonight   You give me comfort when I cry   You say you'll always love me like   You love your hamster that died when you were nine      Ref.   If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me?   Would you be missing me?   Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven?    Soon we'll find out, yeah soon we'll find out   If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me?   Would you be missing me?   Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven?    Can they comfort me? Can they comfort me?      Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone   Could anybody take me out just for once just for tonight   Another night out, another night out, another night out   High, feeling low, why am I so slow?   Another night out, another night out, another night out   High, looking for you      Ref.