Blur the gruesome detail by crossing your eyes   Evaporate oceans, make rain from the skies      Here are your keys and there is the door   A pat for your back and a smile for the road      Slur your words when you're tired, inhale through the mouth   I've got you on camera, I've figured you out      Here are your keys and there is the door   A pat for your back and a smile for the road      So you preach to the choir for moral support   They'll laugh at your punch lines and see you in court      Here are your keys and there is the door   A pat for your back and a smile for the road   Here are your keys and there is the door   A pat for your back and a smile for the road