Non-existent Patricia   Room 426   Non-existent Patricia   Does not exist      Non-existent Patricia   Melts into the walls   Was she at the party?   No one could recall      Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia, 'tricia      Did Patricia say something   Something I missed   It was spoken so softly   It didn't exist      Non-existent Patricia   What's on her mind   She ain't saying   She's being kind, kind      Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia   Non-existent Patricia, 'tricia, 'tricia