I heard a rumor that I'm sad   Or at least that I feel bad   Whoever said that doesn't know;   I'm pretty sure that I don't know      And if a case was made for this   Could it be something that we missed?   Let's let the cat out of the bag   Let's let the neighborhood go bad      It takes some time, but there you go   It takes a lot of guts to show   The silly side of who we are   As if we ever go that far      So we can put the watch away   And we can throw away the cane   And we can walk through God's own will   Because he's crying, crying still today      What are the odds that you are right?   What will we have to eat tonight?   What if I told you it's OK   To be my action figure?      I've swatted bugs all afternoon   I've swallowed beer like a cartoon   And if old Waylon hung the moon,   Will we be singing with him soon--today?      And I will learn to look away   When there are things I cannot bear   Perhaps you'll sing a different tune   Perhaps we'll learn to tell the difference      And there are people that I know   Who learn to live within their limits   And we are lucky to be so   Completely interactive