Red alert from the Dairy Queen   To Vatican from Panama City   Yeh, yeh      Calling Pope John Paul, ole buddy, ole pal   Hey, lemme crash at your place for a while   Yeh, yeh      I know I've shot your priests full of holes   But you forgave the guy who shot you      I'm being persecuted, man   Let me in, let me in   Yeh, yeh      Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack   I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear   Dignity battalions terrify and rule the streets   Pictures of the Smurfs tattooed on the sides of their jeeps      When the mouse that roared   Bites the elephant that feeds   Ringmster cracks   20,000 whips   Yeh, yeh      All I did was double-cross the CIA   G.E. and Lockheed do that every day   Yeh, Aw yeh      The Gringoes siezed all my pottery frogs   And teddy beaars dressed in cammo fatigues   The Hitler poster by the Christmas tree   Save me, Tipper   They're blasting Bon Jovi at me   At me      Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack   I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear   Sex with boys and girls in my chopper high in the sky   When kinder gentler bombs   Explode in thousand points of light      Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Corrupto, asesino   Asesino      The Place is surrounded   I can't get away   Even sent the Stealth bomber   Just to prove it'll fly   For Yankee teen anguish   Use Pineapple Face   As American as where Coca Cola got its name   Yeh, oh yeh      I promise, monsignor, you can trust me   I'll even goon tour with David Crosby   Yeh, yeh   Forgive me, kids, drugs ruined my life   I'll even tell 'em condoms make you go blind   Yeh, yeh      Bloodthirsty cries of the people outside   Bloodthirsty cries of the people outside   Can't show my face, can't show my face   Can't show my face, or they'll tear it away      Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Corrupto, asesino   Asesino      Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack   Hafta wonder if this guy really exists   Who in their right mind would pose for Time Magazine   Frosted thumb in mouth, slicing his birthday cake with a machete      Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Cara de Pina-Muere, muere   Corrupto, asesino   Asesino      Ding dong the witch is dead   More warm up in Uncle Sam's bullpen   Cartoon boogeyman to keep people scared   I believe every word 'cos the truth is too weird   Who framed Roger Rabbit   Who framed Khaddafi then blew up his kid      nothing to do now but spill the beans   Florida here I come   Yeh