Put that thing away, its not time to come out and play   If you thirteen you better run and hide   Louis is on the lose and he’s looking for raw Hyde      The monster’s lurking at the KFC   To cross the bridge you must pay the fee   Double the rubber or double the itch   He only fucks the slinkiest bitch       Louie, Louie, Louie, louie-Lue-I   Why’d you make that thirteen year old cry?   You’re only happy when your dick is out   Then you pretend that love is what you’re all about      Louie, Louie, Louie, louie-Lue-I   Why’d you make my mommy cry?   You’re only happy when your dick is out   Then you pretend that love is what you’re all about      I hear her talk about how he’s so cute   It makes me sick, it makes me puke   He slimes his dick into every situation   Hasn’t he herd of Masturbation!?!