I don't wanna leave you, but in time you're gonna see that I ain't kidding   And though we have sinned all of our lives, we ain't going to hell   Well we're going to the rebel side of heaven      I counted seven dogs laying dead by the road, even ...   While I was lying alone naked and bleeding   Found on the phone that there's nowhere but home   In Dallas, we dug for gold   We could not find China or hell, so we just dug ourselves into the rebel side of heaven      I don't wanna leave you, but in time you gotta see that I ain't kidding   And though we have sinned all of our lives, well, we ain't going to hell   No, we ain't going to hell   We're going to the rebel side of heaven