L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'   Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn   When he looks down below, and what does he see?   Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's!      So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"   And them two cajuns just looked at each other   And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."   "He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"      O-wop-bop-bam-bam   Who likes a nigger?   o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS)   Who likes a nigger?   o-wop-bop-bam-bam   Who likes a nigger?   And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger      Rich man travelin' down thru the South   Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out   When he paid the doctor the charges due   He said "My nigger chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"      "Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler!   Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00   Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth   We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!"      Chorus      There ain't much difference 'tween a nigger and a donkey   'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey   Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree   There's not very much more that you can see.      But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck   While a nigger sits down and draws a gov't check   The nigger should be smarter, as a general rule   But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!      Chorus