I'm not easily persuaded   Stubborn as a mule some say   Things get much less complicated   Every time you look at me that way   Well don't you know?   I just can't say "no"      I just can't say, "no"      When the road gets too exhausting   It's nice to see a friendly face   I clean the dust off of my shoes   And then you offer me a drink   Well don't you know?   I just can't say "no"      I just can't say "no"      I've been gone for such a long time   That I've lost track of all the days   Now you think that I should stay here   When you ask me for my word   Well don't you know?   I just can't say "no"      I don't care if it rains or freezes   'Long as I got my plastic Jesus   Riding on the dashboard of my car      It comes in colors pink and pleasant   Glows in the dark, He's pink and pleasant   Take Him with you when you travel far      Get yourself a suite, my darling   Dressed in rhinestones   Sitting on the pedestal of an abalone shore      Goin' ninety, I'm not wary   'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary   Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell