“Why so sad”, you ask   I just lost the coolest hair I ever had   “What’s the bid deal” you say, “I don’t understand”   Put it this way it’s kinda like losing a best friend      And there’s no weight anymore   Now my head is on the floor      “Why the long look”, you say   Just got my haircut and it’s unbelievably gay   “Its not so bad” you try to cheer me up   But you’re not the one to live with it for at least a month      And there’s no weight anymore   Now my head is on the floor   There’s no weight anymore   Now my life is on the floor       "Why so sad", you ask   Just got my F'ing haircut and I'm really mad