I fucked two girls last night in the back of my car   I got an Avalon you fuckin' retard   And he was wasted to his face and forgot their names and    If you see her in a porn then it might be Sara Palin   And I'm back on the track with a girl with a rack and it's about time   we face the facts   Hope you like the necklace honey you know know I bought it with your money      And I can't be trusted   No I can't be trusted   When the sun don't shine it's all alright   And I can't be trusted      Blah blah blah you're blabbin' on and I just can't think   So a call your friend ring-a-ding ding   ask me where I was and I'll give you some bull   Feed you lines until you're full   Cause we back on the track   We doin' what we doin' and we never look back      And all this time I been livin' a lie you don't know the real me   You can't tell if I'm who I say why don't you buy another CD   I really like it that way   Cause it's a lot of fun when you can't be trusted   And I'm gonna keep it that way cause we're having fun      I've been known to do do the do   The opposite of what your belt will do   Got Maury Pauvich calling my home   Cause he knows his daughter's not in love      And I can't be trusted   And I can't be trusted   And I can't be trusted   And I can't be trusted   I can't be trusted (trusted)   I can't be trusted (trusted)