I dance like a gay indie boy   I like to play with your heart like it's a toy   you've got green eyes like I've never seen before   you call me over   and I can't believe you'd want more      reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy      the boys around the street singing football chants   a local team's placed back in the lead   my love waits on the corner of Catharine St.   no one knows of that, if they did, they wouldn't care      reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy      1,000 doves fill the sky every time we kiss   everything so bright and glossy in this bliss   little boy on his toy tractor stops and stares   old ladies on the porch outside smile on their rocking chairs      reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy   reality will never measure up to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy   to fantasy boy