I’m sorry, my dear   I know it may hurt, my dear   Oh, but I must, my dear   divorce this dead love, my dear      I feel quite cold   now that I know   all your features, all your charms   just as if they were my own      I feel quite bored   now that we’ve shared   every secret, every thought,   every fear and every fault      I’m divorcing my dear   only for you, my dear   so you can become my dear   just like my old dear, dear      I feel quite cold   now that I know   all your features, all your charms   just as if they were my own      I feel quite bored   now that we’ve shared   every secret, every thought,   every fear and every fault