(ready ready set go)      He generally elects   the opposite sex but sometimes he strays.   It depends   on weekends or weekdays.      Chorus   I can guarantee when he gets there it will be a party atmosphere   A party atmosphere      He generally elects   to stay home at night but sometimes he’s gone.   You might find him   when he’s passed out on the lawn.      Chorus      He generally elects   boxer shorts but sometimes it’s briefs   And he can wear   the bikinis when he pleased      (Chorus)      (Chorus)