You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You make every guy who sees you whimper   He’s shuffling his feet,   He looks just like fresh meat to   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      Why do you have to   do what you do?      You just keep on dancin’   and keep on shakin’   You keep on   seductively eatin’ bacon...      You can’t even chew your food, without   making some guy fall in love with you      ‘Cause you’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You make every guy who sees you whimper   He doesn’t even know you   Doesn’t even care   Just wants to run his fingers through that   oh-so-shiny hair,      You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You make every guy who sees you whimper   He doesn’t even know you   Doesn’t even care   Just wants to get his hands onto   That skin so fair      You’re a sinner...!   You’re sinister...!   You’re a cynical...   Sister...!      Yeah, you’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      Just keep on dancin’   and keep on shakin’   You keep on   seductively eatin’ bacon...      You can’t even chew your food, without   making some guy fall in love with you      You’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   Your only purpose, it seems, is to hinder   Those guys out there   Who don’t want to stare at   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      ‘Cause you’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...      Just keep on dancin’   and keep on shakin’   You keep on   seductively eatin’ bacon...      You can’t even chew your food, without   making some guy fall in love with you      ‘Cause you’re a cynical, sinister, sinner sister   You give every guy you meet a blister   From shuffling his feet    When he goes up to meet   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...   You--ooh-ooh-ooh...   Are a cynical, sinister, sinner sister.      A cynical, sinister, sinner sister.   [repeat]