Uno, dos, tres, quatros       When you fucked grandpa    Did he tell you that he loved you?    Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise    And did he look into your eyes    And ask you to fellate him    And stick a finger or two in his ass       He seems like a total asshole    Grandpa is a total fucking asshole    Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?    He rubs his dick in broken glass       When you fucked grandpa    Did he kiss you soft and tender?    Did he tie your hands behind your head    And was it on your mother's bed? And       (He seems like a total asshole    Grandpa is a total fucking asshole    Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?    He rubs his dick in broken glass)       This is fucking stupid, man    I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather    I mean, you guys are related!    What's he gonna do, take out his teeth    and just lay them on the side of the bed?    Man, you like to fuck him in the butt    and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate    And cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all    I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man,    this is stupid!    I hate you!