Twas the night before Christmas    when all through the house    Everybody was stoned    even the mouse       Man from the courthouse    and me from jail    I just settled down    to get a piece of her tail       When all of a sudden    I heard such a clatter    I tripped on my dick    and busted my bladder!!       I went downstairs    and what did i see?!    A fat little red fagget    hangin from a tree       He stuffed the stockings    with reefers and beer    And a big fat hairy dick    for the family queer       That's the end of my story    Funny wasn't it, ya see?       She didn't even...       She didn't see my thing behind ya    leave ya for this private eye    I was there to give'em near to my    zima zima mommy fah    I'm gonna say this    hope it don't offend ya    came to the grizma    give'em a taste of me    give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey    your monkey can stay with me    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh       Chevy took my brain    same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day    he will never zima zima    never never not that day    I'm really sick of all this excitement    yeah, but he thinks he's better than me    uma zooma nooga dunga    you can suck my dick all day    one, two, three, four    Santa can suck my dick all day!