Outside the carolers start to sing    I can't descibe the joy they bring    'Cause joy is something they don't bring me       My girlfriend is by my side    From the roof are hanging sickles of ice    Their whiny voices get irritating    It's Christmas time again       So I stand with a dead smile on my face    Wondering how much of my time they'll waste    Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers       And then I guess I must have snapped    Because I grabbed the baseball bat    And made them all run for shelter       It's Christmas time again    It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand    All year    I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer    You people scare me    Please stay away from my home    If you don't wanna get beat down    Just leave the presents and then leave me alone       Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve    'Cause the cops came and arrested me    They had an unfair advantage    And even though the jail didn't have a tree    Christmas came a night early    'Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package (on girl)       It's Christmas time again    It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand    All year    I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer    You people scare me    Please stay away from my home    If you don't wanna get beat down    Just leave the presents and then leave me alone       I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas    I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)       I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)       I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)       I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)       I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas