I whistle good, I'm kinda straight   And I can, I can, I can have fun   No matter what I do I've always assumed that   I can't go on sucking my thumb      Sifting through the toys waiting at my door   After thinking that I couldn't read   Sitting on my couch and waiting for the porno   While I'm sucking on my damn fugi      I don't know why, I just wanna die   And here's two bucks for you   Guess this is the part where I should really part   But I guess I got nothing to do      I don't know why, I just wanna die   And here's two bucks for you   Guess this is the part where I should really part   But I guess I got nothing to do      What's our grandma think of me?   All that I've got to do today   I guess I should, it's a wonder, I'd say   My breath is how the streets cave in everyday      Oh, how the antelopes   Tom's thumb just walked right through my nose   That's my mom   Into my room until my papa's long gone      What's our grandma think of me?   All that I've got to do today   I guess I should, it's a wonder, I'd say   My breath is how the streets cave in everyday      Guess I should, it's a wonder for God's sake   My breath is how the streets cave in everyday