Never seen her, Never been here    Never made my laundry clean here    Got the technique, around in circles    Her shirt is green, her hair is purple       I say we just got started    You say we’ve got no place to go       Got the shirt clean, Congratulations    Followed you from the Monty station    Got the technique, to get the shirt clean    I can see you, you can’t see me       I say we just got started    You say we’ve got no place to go       In the middle of the laundry I swear    I said you said you said I said    I say we just got started    You say I’m here to wash my clothes       Say she’s friendly, say she likes you    You can gauge a space between you    Got the technique to get the stains out    Any closer she’ll bash your brains out       In the middle of the laundry I swear    I said you said you said I said    I say we just got started    You say I’m here to wash my clothes