Sitting here at my house watching a DVD   I'm getting a little horny as it comes to me   Why sit here on my ass, and jerk off   When I could go get a girl and have them suck me off      Its three o clock   Its time to rock   Lets get out of bed   So I could get some....... (head!!!)   (repeat chorus)      Pete yorn loves the corn   Jeter loves seeing clevage   Obi Wan Kenobi loves rubbing his shamobi   Dogs balls hurt when they fall   And bull balls is the worst of all.      repeat chorus X2      Interlude:   Never have I ever, since something clever   How could it be, a annoymous meeting for me   (Why would I ever, why would I ever)      repeat chorus X4