Endicott's up by 5 o'clock   Endicott's givin' it all he got   Endicott's job is six to nine but   Endicott's home by nine O five   Endicott helps to cook the steak   Endicott helps to wash the plates   Endicott puts the kids to bed   Endicott reads a book to them      (Why cant you be like Endicott?)      Endicott loves Tribena so   Endicott puts her on a pedestal   Endicott's wish is her command but   Endicott don't make no demands   Endicott's always back in time   Endicott's not the cheatin' kind   Endicott's full of compliment   Endicott's such a gentleman      (Why cant you be like Endicott?)      Cause I'm free   Free of any made-to-order liabilities   Thank God I'm free   Cos it's hard enough for me   to take care of me, oh-oh      Endicott's carryin' a heavy load but   Endicott never really ever moans   Endicott's not a wealthy guy but   Endicott pays the bills on time   Endicott's got ideas and plans   Endicott's what you call a real man   Endicott always will provide 'cause   Endicott is the family type      (Why cant you be like Endicott?)      Cause I'm free   Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea   Thank God I'm free   Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh      Maybe I need someone   Someone who isn't undone   Maybe an older woman   Will tolerate me   Maybe that certain someone   Older and wiser woman   Maybe the perfect someone   To satisfy me      Endicott keeps his body clean   Endicott don't use nicotine   Endicott don't drink alcohol   Endicott use no drugs at all   Endicott don't eat any sweet   Endicott don't eat pig feet   Endicott's frame is mighty strong   Endicott make love hard and long      (Why cant you be like Endicott?)      Endicott loves Tribena so   Endicott walks her to the sto'   Endicott likes to hold her hand   Endicott's proud to be her man   Endicott stands for decency   Endicott means formality   Endicott's the epitome   Endicott stands for quality      Endicott   Endicott   Endicott   Endicott      Our love will be...