you don't see guys buying shakira records
i mean c'mon we
turn on Fox 5 one day
(who's this whore?)
and this shriviled
jaws of life pry open jaws of lust after which
casper is the ghost of richie rich
I wonder who
you're useful, charming, even intelligent, but only when
there's something to
me and this kid are figuring
out how we're gonna
trying too hard doesn't make you a star,
it makes
a name that nobody ever grows into
and a voice that'd
mount up, raise up, break yo self foo, break yo
ooh, ooh ooh, I know, I know. . .we'll videotape
hey, you got a dead cat in there?
fuck you
last otakon they found
7 dead kids
2 boys, 5 girls
all lying
they won't let us all in the building, but that
every girl wants to be a porn star
no girl wants
lie to me, tell me you're horny, tell me I'm
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