Today's special is Memphis soul stew   We sell so much of this people wonder what we put in it   We're going to tell you right now      Give me about a half a teacup - of bass   Now I need a pound of fat back drums   Now give me four tablespoons of boiling Memphis guitars   This is going to taste all right      Now just a little pinch of organ   Now give me a half a pint of horns      Place on the burner   And bring to a boil   That's it, that's it, that's it right there      Now beat - well