I was home one Saturday night   just mindin' my own business   when I heard a knockin' on the door      I said "who's there?!"   I said "who's there?!"   Hey! Mr. Pig!    What you doin' back from France?   What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?      Then out of my window   came three chickens going cluck-cluck   And I said "what the--" *ba-cock!*      Gather all you girls and guys   Don't waste your time gonna tell you why   Well I got a party that's waitin' for you   Now tell me what you gonna do      Open the door   come on in   Let the animal party begin      So there I was in my house   with twelve chickens   three elephants   five pigs   eight monkeys   two cows   and a zebra.      They were all dancin' around    doin' the such and such   When someone knocked on my door again   "Pizza!"   "Who's there?!?"   "Pizza!"   I said "Who's there?!?"   "Pizza man!"   What?!   Who the hell ordered pizza!?      Gather all you girls and guys   Don't waste your time gonna tell you why   Well I got a party that's waitin' for you   Now tell me what you gonna do      Open the door   come on in   Let the animal party begin