i wrote a letter to the president    i said   i said hey man, your money's better spent   tryin to bring back miss monroe for me   before i get too old for her   wouldn't you know i got a letter back   he said   we got doctors in the lab   tryin to bring back miss monroe for you   before you get to old for her   well well and the very next day   i got a package in the mail   lo' and behold but there she was   and fell in love with her   but she was exactly like doll   she didnt feel anything at all   she aint a-got no heart and soul    no no   she aint a-got no no   she aint a-got no no   she aint got no got no heart and soul   i sent the girl back to dc   so i coud get some peace and   i dont know if shes happy there   but oh i cant say i really care at all   oh yeah, and uh, one other thing   i sent the president a letter back i said   tell your doctors in the lab   next time you take this poor girl apart   be sure to replace her heart cause   she's exactly like a doll   she dont feel anything at all   she aint a-got no heart and soul    no no   she aint a-got no no   she aint a-got no no   she aint a-got no got no heart and soul   the next day i was watchin tv   lo' and behold but who should i see it was   none other than you-know-who singin'   "happy birthday mr president   happy birthday to you   happy birthday to you   happy birthday to you"