These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      David Hoffman   He works in my dad's store   He's worked here for 12 years   He'll probably work here for more      These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      Dave Gort   I've known since I was six   In grade eight he broke his leg   So we got drunk and sick      These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      Some of them are Davids   [Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]   They all have their own hands   But they come from different moms      These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      Dave Jadiski   Man, this cat can swing   He weighs almost 50 pounds   And he delivers my paper on time      These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      Dave Capisano   I hardly know him   ...   [Bruce stands around, looking vaguely uncomfortable for the rest of the measure]      These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know   These are the Daves I know, I know   These are the Daves I know      [Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows   We are the Daves he knows   We are the Daves he knows, he knows   We are the Daves he knows      Some of us them are Davids   But most of us are Daves   We all have our own hands   But we come from different moms      These are the Daves I know, I know   [Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]   [All: These are the Daves]