Tom: Huh-huh, what? Heads-up! seven-up!
O.K. Everyone close their eyes and
Tom: You have giant boobs and I doubt your eighteen.
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd
Hey mom there's something in the backroom
I hope it's not
All the, small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take,
It'd be nice
To have a blowjob
It would be nice
To have
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt
This one goes out, to all our fans
To all the
Please, mom
You ground me all the time
I know
Don't leave me, all alone
Just drop me, off at home
I'll
It's understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run,
Mark: Hey, can you help out that little girl over
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and
Mark: Hey
This next song is for all da ladys
Mark: They love you Tom!
Tom: They love me so
Tom: That is the ugliest butt, I have ever seen...
Mark: I wanna hear everyone scream
'fuck you Tom, we
Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll
Mark: Weeeeee!
Hey, you know what, hang on I wanna
Tom: Hey I gotta go pee pee
Mark: You wanna
Tom: Apparrently there's a kid thats hurt right now, I
Tom: I know a guy...
He has sex with his
Tom: Whats up?
I like your hair, it's very nice
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding
Mark: I wish now, you know let me tell you
Tom: Oh God... You know what, I'm kind of ashamed
Mark: If I were a girl, everytime I went to
Tom: I think Satan has a couple comments.
Satan: Well kids,
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There so
Tom: Mark’s middle name is ... uh... Rebecca.
Mark: THAT’S
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is
Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in
Tom: Just like every other bad we believe in a
Tom: Bad kids!
Mark: Bad Christmas spirit!
Tom: Bad Christmas
Tom: Oh shit, hey lets all say some dirty words,
Tom: You wanna give me your shirt?... this smells like
Mark: Hey hey hey everyone just hang on I seriously
Tom: I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna start... I'm
Uh-oh...
Oooh Shit...
Ahh Fuck I'm gonna start dancin'
Take off your pants
Tom: How many of you guys have girlfriends?
and how
I think of awhile ago
We might have had it all
I
And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The
Tom: What do we do know? I need a new
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your
Tom: You know what I learnt in fifth grade?
Mark:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore
Mark: You shave your ass!
Tom: You have hair on
