The other day my neighbor has a dented bike   Second day he called me from intensive care   Says he needs a picture of the dented bike   For the evidence of what a wreck he had      Accident   Accident      Lift that fork, eat that snail   Garcon summon up a new cocktail   Lift that fork, eat that snail   Garcon summon up a new cocktail      Crash my bicycle   Crash my bicycle   In a big South Carolina wreck   I crash my bicyle   Crash my bicycle   Crash my bicycle   In a big South Carolina wreck   I crash my bicyle      And I won some damages and they were punitive   By which I mean the punishment was damaging   It crushed my hand   It crushed my head   Garcon, where's my drink?       Wreck!   Observe the front wheel spinning upside down   Wreck!   The red reflector fragments strewn around   Wreck!   The back wheel's 'O' is now a letter 'D'   Wreck!   I was an 'I' and now I am a 'V'      Lift that fork, eat that snail   Garcon summon up a new cocktail   Lift that fork, eat that snail   Garcon summon up a new cocktail      Crash my bicycle   Crash my bicycle   In a big South Carolina wreck   I crash my bicyle   Crash my bicycle   Crash my bicycle   In a big South Carolina wreck   I crash my bicyle      If I had to do it all again, by bicycle   If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle   I'd crush my head   Collect the bread   Crash my bicycle      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively      Fork (fork)   Snail (snail)   Garcon (garcon)   Cocktail (cocktail)   Fork (fork)   Snail (snail)   Garcon (garcon)   Cocktail (cocktail)      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively      Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively   Move around folks   Push her back there, move along   Show's over, folks   Let him breathe, step lively