I like to party with my peeps,   Cruise 'n creep   Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets   Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute   So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget   Slick shyster, The pest meister   Livin' life in Miami's Vice   Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see   Where's your Messiah now?   na na na na na na na na na na na na   Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting   I'm sexy but I'm hurting   Alright already   I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this   Take a wiff of this   One stinky dinky, ha ha ha   Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha   Voodoo mambo, chili congo   Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop   Voodoo mambo, chili congo   Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop   Voodoo mambo, chili congo   Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?   It's the schemingest keenest scam artist   God it's so hard to be modest!   Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol   So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick   I'm in the mood to scam   Simply because I can   I'm Aladdin Houdini   Disappear in a flash with your cash   And I'm back like a genie   Hey Lucy, I'm home   Don't do that to me Lucy!   Freak to the east, freak to the west   Great booties and big chest   Then yes, ya'll it's like that   Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck   Get stupid get retarted   Cuz Pest will get the party started   Which way did he go, George?   Which way did he go?   Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious   What a maroon! What a maroon!   What a freak! What a sucker-butt!   I'm a man of a million disguises   I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em   So scientific, hate to be specific   E equals M C squared   Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it   Bend it, mix it   Damn, I'm terrific!