Woe baby you're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    Would you go do this, and go do that, nag       (Nag) You're always tellin' me what to do    (Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you    (You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave    (Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave    Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast    Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast       (Nag) The way you're naggin' never gonna stop    (Nag) You always seem to be a blowin' your top    (You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind    (Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine    Would you go do this, go do that    Wash up all the dishes    And don't you talk back       When I met you you were oh so sweet    Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat    You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud    I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud       You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    Would you go do this, and go do that, nag       Hey you, get out of here       When I met you you were oh so sweet    Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat    You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud    I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud       You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)    Would you go do this, and go do that, nag       I hate you, get out of here