Oh, we're rolling, Q-gramms, closer from camera one   Hold it, hold it   That's nice, camera two, cut to two   Lovely, hold that, hold that, hold that   Right, on Ronnie then. come to Ronnie   Watch the cello love, watch the cello   Mind your boom — for blimey's sake   OK, lovely, a little more rain, a little more rain   Silly cow, smashed his make up now   Hold that, pan back, pan across, pan back   Mind your boom, John, mind your boom   Blimey   A bit more record there, lovely, lovely   Hold that, hold that, pan back, pan back   Sweep across now   Twisle around, lovely   For goodness' sake, look he spilled brandy on his trouser suit now   Low down, close shot, get his leg in, that's right   Cut off the cello   Lovely, hold it   That's very nice, very nice   Keep the rain coming, Vera, keep the rain coming   Pan across, pan back, hold it   Now go in for the kill   It does look nice in this light   Yes, it's worked out very well, very, very well   The whole thing's bloody mad, if you ask me   Oh, this silly crone   Right, roll the captions, roll the captions   Where is he?