Said to myself   I'm the man   Got a pocket full of money    Certs in my mouth   In case my breath gets kinda funky   I saw a hottie   Staring right at me    She kinda looks like the chick   That did the video with Tommy Lee.      Oh man is she coming over?   I gotta   Get this show on the road   Yeah, yeah, yeah.   She said   "Where have I seen you before?   If you didn't like that   Well, I got about 20 more    I need a mack   Diggedy daddy   Take me out   In his caddy    We can kick it   'Til the briggedy, briggedy break of dawn"    I said   "It sounds like fun   But I ain't with it"    "But if you're a good boy   I just might let you..."    Hold my hand   Because I ain't about the   Wham bam   Thank you ma'am    I hope ya understand that.      I don't want Britney tonight    And Salma, yeah, she's all right    And I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me    'Cause baby, you're just the type    Stay up and talk to all night    Would you be the star in my storybook life?   In my storybook life.      Yo   I drove her home   And she was feeling kinda frisky    I told her nighty night   And then she asked if she could kiss me    She said   "Don't you wanna spend the night?"   And then she bit me on the ear   I felt like I was in a Tyson fight    Oh God, she's losing control now   So I said    "I just want   Someone to hold"   Yeah, yeah, yeah.       Mariah she ain't for me    That brunette on V.I.P.    She don't hold a candle to you    'Cause baby you're just the type    Stay up and talk to all night    Would you be the star in my storybook life?       Oh baby, you're just the type    I can talk to all night    Be the star in my storybook life.      Sabrina, Felicity    Meg Ryan   I won't lose sleep    You can keep your Halle Berry    'Cause baby you're just the type    For this show "Mrs. Right"    You can be the star   In my storybook life    In my storybook life    This is my storybook life.