Oliver Green sat on the couch   Laughing like an ass   Yellow teeth sat in his mouth   And his breath was poison gas   We watched the channels that he wanted to watch   On my new TV   He existed as a bated blotch on my sanctity      Oliver Green drank straight from the tap   And pissed on the floor   I saw him in the bathroom   He didn't close the door      He hated this and he hated that   And he thought himself an ape   He sneezed and blew his nose    Upon my window's drape      Oliver Green was a different kind of kid   His ma was a chimpanzee   His father was a janitor   With a king-size ring of keys   But his ma said the old man was a joke   He would cheat and he would beat her   So when the boy became a man and found himself a girl   He did not know how to treat her      Oliver Green got kicked to the curb and had no place left to stay   I said he could crash for a couple of nights   But he would not go away   He abused my hospitality and he drove me to resent   So I put him in a box   And filled it with cement