I’ll count on it to get you going when I read and don’t respond   I can’t count the times I’ve spelled this out, but you kept on clinging on   The guilt trips you sent me on, the bitchy threats by phone are gone. I’m through.   I’m getting even for every boy that ever loved a girl like you      Across the bed you turn your head   Like I don’t know that you’re texting him   I bet you thought you’d get out without a word from me      I don’t want to be your boyfriend   Let’s set that straight   Just remember my friends come first and   THAT WON’T CHANGE   Every time you said I love you more   I hope you know this is a crime you’ll pay for   And when his tongue moves past your teeth   The only thing you’ll taste is me.      You bet I’m glad that I never bought the ring   Because in the two week break where you didn’t want to marry me   I saw your picture with ready lips and the cute little sign you made for him   SICK!   You’re a horror movie come to life   The definition of what I can’t take   And I know you know I’m sick of saying this   But I’ll do it anyway      In case you ask again, I made it clear   Feel me up. Kiss me. Whisper in my ear   You were a ten but you’re nothing lately   You still want me, but it’s over baby      I don’t want to be your boyfriend   Let’s set that straight   Just remember my friends come first and   THAT WON’T CHANGE   Every time you said I love you more   I hope you know this is a crime you’ll pay for   And when his tongue moves past your teeth   The only thing you’ll taste is me.