His two handed handshake   Says he's so glad to meet you   His one silver earring   Says he parties on weekends      He churns through the channels   When he's watching the TV   He recites lines from movies   When he's trying to be funny      Guys, it's like we're not even trying      Yeah, she danced with that one guy   She must know we're watching   It seems like less people   Than were here just last weekend      She's still pretty pissed   About her ex's new trick   There were stares   And glares and names      Girls, you know you're not really helping      I don't think that you'll find love   In some bathroom at some club   I know some kids who didn't come back      We had First Ave. on Fridays   We're pirates at port   We go in and we get high,    Two at a time   We get drunk on the sports      We're falling into bed    With our television sets   We're watching movies   That we've already seen      Guys, it's like we're not even trying      You dress like contestants   At some desparate paegent   You fall asleep in your makeup   You wake up with a blemish      You're making up your mind   About the drinks after work   It's such a gossipy office      Girls, you're gonna find someone      You don't have to rush it   You're too young to force your crushes   You don't have to rush it   You're too young to fake your crushes      Oooh      Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together   And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another      Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together   And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another      I don't think we'll get the truth   From kids with stickers on their boots   I know some kids who didn't come back   From the plywood painted black      We gotta try a little harder   We gotta be a little better   We gotta pull it back together