what's his name from down the hall never ever leaves the room at all    locks the door because he's up to something strange    outside there's a camera crew scooping up a shoot for the evening news    gotta get a shot of what's his name for all the world to see          all that time,    he's a credit card manipulator    with no incentive to unwind    he's a 1-900 operator    it never goes according to your own design          get a load of the girl next door, wanna say I've seen her face before    think it was an ad for a lipstick in a magazine    outside another camera crew waiting for another interview    gotta get a word with the girl next door for all the world to see          all that time,    with warning signs illuminated    we thought her tumor was benign    and she's still on kids incorporated    it never goes according to your own design          all that time,    my heart has been incarcerated    without a reason to resign    oh my god I think I'm liberated    it never goes according to your own design   it never goes according to your own design   it never goes according to your own design   it never goes according to your own design   it never goes according to your own design